Total Medals Earned: 268 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,810 Points
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/460 points)
I'm there somewhere! *meow*
Destroy all the crates in the level!
Beat the boss!
Play a round with each weapon!
Win in 2 minutes or less!
Get boss to half health before the final room!
Win without going below half health!
Win in 90 seconds or less!
Save all the different items!
Win in 75 seconds or less!
Win without simultaneously moving & shooting!
Win in 1 minute or less!
Earn ALL achievements!
Medals Earned: 7/38 (70/500 points)
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
10 achievements
Reach stage 11
45 Achievements
Reach level 111
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/450 points)
Find 1 secret area
Save 4 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Fully upgrade your grenade launcher
Fully upgrade your health
Fully upgrade your laser cannon
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Kill 50 soldiers
Save 12 survivors
Blow up 13 cars
Kill 60 aliens
Kill 60 leapers
Trash 40 trashcans
Kill 200 enemies
Shoot out 100 lights
Find all 18 secret areas
Complete all chapters
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (465/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/140 points)
What a quick game!
so what is the typical holiday like?
a classic rockstar's end
you are a beach boy!!!